Sunday, August 19, 2007

The Shower Block

All who arrived had to shower in water containing Phenol; a carbolic acid which burned the skin and made it itch.


The shower block is called “evil”. Many psychics have felt some sort of sexual abuse took place that involved a small child.


It looks like the guide is entering in this photograph, but he didn't! In fact, NONE of the adults said they were going to enter. So AnonyGhost stepped in with, "I'm going in!". There was then a small rush from the youngest ones, so I couldn't back out again ...

58 comments:

Anonymous said...

The other adults were VERY disappointing!

Ces Adorio said...

Oh geez, now what are you going to do next? You are a brave woman Anon.

Anonymous said...

I am a brave ghost Ces! Heehee.

captain modroom9 said...

It's getting spookier and chillier...

Anonymous said...

I did warn you it would Modroooooom .... Put a warmer top on if you are staying outside!

Lavender said...

Onya Anon! Show 'em how!
You're not afraid of no ghost are you, even when youre not one!

Anonymous said...

That's RIGHT Lavender!!! Good to see another strong female behind me! You can come out now heehee.

Ces Adorio said...

What is the purpose of this exercise anyway? It is so scary. This hospital looks haunted. I would rather bask in the sun even if I don't like the sun.

Anonymous said...

The purpose is to be showered with Phenol Ces! Can't be spreading nasties about the place and need to change into steam cleaned clothing as soon as possible! This is the shower block and NOT a hospital Ces! You must have had too much sun ...

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

She should put it back.

Anonymous said...

Oh HA-HA, so THAT'S what happened BoiledEggInADeckchair ... Ces took too much sun! You look sun burnt! Did you take the rest of the sun?

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

I stuffed it up a drain-pipe and blew it into a window. The house burnt down.

Anonymous said...

That was the Wooden Hospital you burnt EggHead! Now everyone will have to sleep in tents with the snakes ...

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

I don't want to know about tents and snakes, I want a piano and I'm going to look for it.

Anonymous said...

You are going to have to dig deep to find one of those BoiledEggInADeckchair. Besides, pianos are for women only here! You have to rest in the Smoking Room ... I'm not talking about the smouldering wooden hospital either!

merlinprincesse said...

I have a piano here Eggoooo! But it's ALLLLL MINE!!! Mwbwahahahahah! *coughcoughcough* I was aaawaaayyyyy, floating in an horrible place and suddenly found myself here..... Thanks for the help, Anon! It was you wasn't it? *glurp*

Anonymous said...

I don't know what you are talking about MerlinPrincesse. It must have been MATRON who 'fixed' you!

merlinprincesse said...

FIXED MOI!!!!!! *fainting*

Anonymous said...

Oh dear. Matron did it again.

Ces Adorio said...

Well, what ever it is, hospital or shower room, I am going back to the sunlight and away from the dark. I am turning all the lights. I am going to look for birds or go fishing.

Anonymous said...

Only another nine hours before that can happen Ces! Meanwhile, please wait in a tent with the snakes
};-}

Ces Adorio said...

Snakes! I'd rather be with the Matron.

Anonymous said...

That's settled then Ces! Although "settled" isn't a good word...

Lavender said...

Hmmmmmmmm, Phenol Fresh! How invigorating!!

Anonymous said...

It puts a fresh tingle in your skin, peels premature aging and might even bleach freckles Lavender! When you use fingernails to relieve burning. Mwhahhahhaaaa. All we need now is vegemite to put a rose in every cheek!

Glandula Oblongata said...

The Matron says you are all making a lot of noise.

Anonymous said...

The Matron should know it's noisy business doing a body peel with Phenol! Here, let me help peel off that excess from around your lips BoBoRegard! BLAH, can't get my fingernails under it!

captain modroom9 said...

Matron will never peel off my face, or my moustache, or my flower.

Anonymous said...

*RIIIIP!* Ooops, you look like a boiled egg now Modroom!

captain modroom9 said...

*OUCH*

I don't know what you mean, you must have scrambled your eggs.

Glandula Oblongata said...

Don't touch them lips lady. I ain't got no thick lips. I ain't got no flappin lips. I have perty loovely lips and them are very kissable. I ain't afraid of your ghost story. Down here we have voodoo and we wash everythang with moonshine, ain't no stinkin pheeenol.

Joy Eliz said...

So, what you're saying is that if the young ones didn't make you stay you would have run out of there like a girl?
mwahahahahahaa!

Ces Adorio said...

Hahaha! Joy is right! Haha!

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

Haha!!

Anonymous said...

No flower, moustache or face Modroom? You DO look like a boiled egg now! Scrambled would be if something dragged you out of here 'faceless' down! Heehee

Kissable BoBoRegard? HAHHAHHAAAA Those scabs will peel off eventually ... *pew!* ... moonshine and phenol do NOT mix well! Keep the lamps away or we will have another fire!

What I'm saying is IF I wanted to change my mind it was impossible! There was no doubt at the time. I didn't see you volunteer to go in Joy Eliz ...

Or YOU Ces!

Or YOU BoiledEggInADeckchair!

Glandula Oblongata said...

Dahrling, I think you have mistaken me for someone else.

Anonymous said...

Dahrling, that was easy to do. I apologise for mistaking your face that looks like a shining moon for another that's been peeled already. Try not to bend over when in the shower next time! :)

kj said...

anon, i have NO idea what is going on. maybe i read too fast. maybe my imagination is limited.

WHY are you where you are and WHAT are you doing with WHOM and WHERE?

you have succeeded in sending an exciting chill up and down my spine, and i know you are brave, but i hope for answers....

:)

Anonymous said...

This was yesterday KJ! We were all showering in phenol to rid the nasties before putting our shrunken steamed clothes back on. Today I'm following noisy boys around the shower block but you are on the wrong post :)

Glandula Oblongata said...

HAHAHAHAHA! You are crazy Anon!!! and I love yah!

merlinprincesse said...

I did not know that Eggoooo had a daughter and that her name was Booboo.... :o-

Anonymous said...

PLEASE keep your distance Boboregard ... that's right, away from where the moon don't shine!

They are no relation MerlinPrincesse, even if they do look similar, they have also both been peeled by Phenol!

HARDWAX said...

I read up on "Tied Islands" between phenol showers, and came to the conclusion, that there is an escape route if one can locate it.
A thin, long, weedy embilical to land, yippie. Sydneyland here I come.
I'll need a flashlight.

Anonymous said...

Firstly Hardwax, good luck finding a flashlight early last century! If you DO find the thin, long, weedy (are you sure you aren't thinking of a Captain here?) umbilical to land there are guards with shotguns, even cannons protecting it! THEN there would be a long slow walk to Sydneytown IF you had shoes for the rocky road. Which you don't because they are in the SteamRoom!

HARDWAX said...

No, that would be the thick long weedy.
It's one thing to be haunted at every dark corner, and yet I can accept that, but don't tell me we're in another dimension and there aren't any flashlights. I begin to believe you are in league withe matron.

Anonymous said...

OH Ha-ha good luck to finding a "thick long weedy Captain" too Hardwax! We are in the same dimension, but not the same as Matrons. We are however in the same TIME as Matron ... I'm never in league with anyone ... ESPECIALLY a Matron!

HARDWAX said...

We're in the same time, but not the same dimension. Do you think I fell off the watermelon cart yesterday? Maybe I should ask the matron what time SHE thinks it is.

Sorry bout the league remark, but it's dark in here.

Anonymous said...

Watermelon cart Hardwax? No privileges like THAT here! The only only carts you would fall off around here is the one to the morgue …

Anonymous said...

I wasn't stuttering then.

HARDWAX said...

Ummm, a cool dark place to sleep, maybe the morgue. Last one on a gurny is a rotten egg.

Anonymous said...

That will be our next and final resting place Hardwax
};-}

HARDWAX said...

Next, I need sleep now. Oh well, i'll find a dark corner (shouldn't be too difficult around here) and curl up for a while)-)

HARDWAX said...

When?

Anonymous said...

By the time for SPRING CLEANING!!! Should have the next batch of Phenol by then
};-}

Joy Eliz said...

The only reason you didn't see me volunteer is because your eyes were closed in fear!

Anonymous said...

If that were true Joy Eliz, I wouldn't have made it up all those stairs to get into the front door! It's DARK anyway!

Tara LaMar said...

Is that the Egg naked? OMF, I've been blinded!

Anonymous said...

I think you are referring to the naked Boboregard, Lunatica. If you want to see the Egg naked, you just have to take away his deckchair. Oh dear, what a shame you are blinded already ...