Saturday, August 18, 2007
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Snappy sometimes Spooky Sydney
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Saturday, August 18, 2007
Labels: Ghost Walk, Outer Sydney, Play, The Other
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It's going to increase with spookiness from now on. Beware ...
They sure do. We had a dormitory matron when I was in nursing college. She lost one of her legs. She was also a nurse but lost her leg after an accident when she took the board exams. She was very strict. When we heard her wooden leg coming down the hall, we were in our best behavior. One day some of my classmates stole her prosthesis. It was very mean. She punished all of us. The curfew was moved to 5:00PM and lights out at 9:00PM. We had to go to the scary library near the morgue to study.
The spookiness will increase because CES is here! Heehee
Im not sure yet who is worse, the Matron in Anons story here, or Ces's Dorm matron! (They were pretty mean to her, but we all know from scary movies that that just makes them more vindictive on the other side!)
So, Im a little nervous to meet this Matron...when I do, I will either cry and run away - or bite her head off - place your bets now!
Bite her head! Bite her head! Bite her head! Mwhahahahah!
Sorry gang! They just put a nice white dress with loooong arms to MP.... She won't be able to type for a while.... Or not...
Good riddance! *pffffttt*
Matron has a beard, and a little elf wearing sunglasses beside her, and I'm laughing too hard(haaahaaahahaha)to be afrai. Ces's matron gives me the big fat goosebumps though.
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I hope the matron is'nt coming towards me with that thermometer.
You possums are rather easily spooked!
Lavender, if you could bite her head off, that would be the way to go! *EEEK I just said something BAD!*
MerlinPrincesse will either suddenly fall ill or take sickness home with her!
SEEEEEEE! Lapin Poulain saw MP being carried away SOMEWHERE!!
Careful of the next rat you eat Mademoiselle Princesse ...
Be prepared to grow hair in places you didn't think possible Hardwax! HAHHAHHAHAAAA Oooops something stuck in your throat?
Bottoms up Modroom!
Yes, there are possums on the roof too ElizT. Heehee.
Oh, now you're going to have to tell the entire story of the Matron!
Heeeeeeeeeellllllllllllpppp!
I've been in better asylums than this...this place couldn't scare anyone sane. The Matron is a troll.
My matron was a nice lady. She was a very intelligent woman. She was just strict. She taught Legal Issues In Nursing once. The dorm was scary especially that our sleeping quarters were exactly above the old classroom where they used to do cadaver dissections. It was a morgue then. When I came back to visit three years ago, they were demolishing the dormitory and the old classroom. I cried. Hospitals though have a special atmosphere. I think there are more angels in hospitals. Even Anon's hospital, probably had its own angels.
Joy Eliz, the Matron still does her rounds! One man commented about seeing names written on a bath and joked about how the Matron hadn't been doing her job properly. He immediately had to go outside and excessively vomit. He was pale and shaking severely but continued the Ghost Walk. Walking to another part of the Station up a hill he heard heavy breathing close behind him, but no one there - the nearest person was far away. Frightened, he ran up the path back to the top of the hill still pale, shaking and sweating profusely. He went on the tour as a complete sceptic, for a few laughs, but after experiencing the Matron … The Guide warned us all not to say anything negative before we entered!
Can I hear a faint MerlinPrincesse calling in the breeze?
Lunatica, this ISN'T the asylum! However I guarantee you will end up in one ...
Ces, this hospital did once have angels but the most common sighting in the wards now are of old, young, transparent people on and under the beds. It's probably a good thing they demolished your hospital!
Very interesting but what did he have for dinner? We need absolute proof!
That is only one story out of MANY Joy Eliz. They couldn't have ALL eaten a bad prawn for dinner ...
what do you mean I'll "end up in one"? I AM in one!!
The Matron didn't get me...nanannana!
OH ha-ha, I forgot you were quickly sent to the Isolation Ward after your last remark Lunatica! It was MATRON'S ORDERS!
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